We Are Experiencing a Slight Delay : (tips, tales, travels)

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In this hilarious and often touching collection, the author, television writer, and producer takes readers on his travels across the globe. Gary Janetti—who has gained a devoted following with a huge audience on social media and two bestselling collections of essays—tackles the absurdity and glory of travel with his signature warmth and self-deprecating humor.

Tag along as Gary and his husband enjoy an unexpectedly transformative stay at a rigorous Italian spa where they go from deep grumpiness to exaltation. Take a ride on the Orient Express to Venice and discover a surprising side of London, including a hilarious dinner with actress Maggie Smith. Pull up a deck chair to watch the entertainment as Gary embarks on a family cruise on the Queen Mary 2. Interspersed with recollections of his trips are personal meditations on dining alone as well as journeys to such diverse destinations as Mykonos, Australia, a Noma pop-up, and other glamorous spots.

Unabashedly frank about his very exacting travel needs, Gary delivers practical advice on all aspects of the traveler's life, from very precise packing instructions and suggestions on how to get upgrades to restaurant and hotel recommendations in his favorite cities. Aspirational, charmingly acerbic, and as diverting as the best vacation can be, this funny collection is the perfect getaway companion for both seasoned nomads and curious armchair travelers.